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A hopeful thought

January 3rd, 2009 by Brandon

I’ve written before about how my retirement account looks terrible. As you can see from the picture in that post, when I began investing in the fund in 2006, it was around the mid-$20s, then it crept up to the low-$30s by October 2007. Then of course, it fell. Dramatically. It’s currently going for about $16. I’ve lost about 32% over the past year. Yuck.

So I thought,”What if the fund rose back up to its high point from October 2007?” In other words, what if the fund were back up to $31.67? Rather than being worth $3,920 (its value now), it would be $7,627. Considering I’ve only put $5,756 into it, that doesn’t sound too bad! In fact, that’s nearly a 33% increase in wealth.

Though I don’t expect this fund to rebound within the coming days, weeks, or even months, I fully expect that in the coming years it will return to its pre-2008 level, and even surpass it. I base that expectation on the fact that, in the long-run, the economy always gets better.

And that is quite a hopeful thought.

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Brandon’s Top 5 Movie List of 2008

January 2nd, 2009 by Brandon

5. Cloverfield
A lot of movie trailers pique my interest and then end up disappointing me when I go see the movie. Cloverfield, however, did not disappoint. The plot of the movie is not entirely new, but the way it was executed was pretty fantastic. Yes, Blair Witch did it a few years back, but the difference this time was that Cloverfield was actually suspenseful and scary. I wasn’t one of the people in the theater who got sick from all the abrupt camera movements, so I really enjoyed it.

4. Burn After Reading
Billed as a comedy, Burn After Reading is more a satire than what I consider a typical comedy. Although Brad Pitt plays an “average Joe” ignorant guy whose naivety is often humorous, the real greatness in this movie comes from the numerous subtle undertones that express the incompetence of government.

3. There Will Be Blood
Despite the movie being fairly action-free and slow-moving, Daniel Day-Lewis is so incredibly amazing that he makes the movie completely interesting, even after the first viewing. Upton Sinclair, though a flaming socialist, is a superb storyteller. [Note: This movie was technically released in 2007, but only on a limited viewing. I didn't see it until well into 2008, so I count it as a 2008 release.]

2. Death Note
The premise: A college-aged guy picks up a notebook that he discovers has the power to kill anyone whose name is written on its pages. Initially, he uses the notebook to “right wrongs”… but of course, that doesn’t last long. Based on a Japanese manga/anime series, a “live-action” version was made and brought to the United States this past year. Anyway, the idea and even more importantly, its execution, are thrillingly original.

1. The Dark Knight
If you haven’t seen this movie, and its precursor Batman Begins, go see them immediately. The Dark Knight in particular was incredible on every level imaginable.

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Fiscal and monetary policy demystified

December 30th, 2008 by Brandon

I think I take it for granted that people don’t understand the distinct differences between the two. People in the news, as well as people in everyday speech, seem to use the terms interchangeably to refer to the same thing. But they are indeed different.

Fiscal policy is the policy made by federal, state, and local governments to spend on so-called “government services.” It includes both the taxing and the spending of the taxes.

Monetary policy, on the other hand, is made by the Federal Reserve (the central bank of the United States). For the sake of simplicity, I don’t want to get into the nitty gritty of how this is done, but by buying and selling government bonds, the Federal Reserve adjusts the supply of money in the economy as well as influences loan interest rates.

What are the implications of these two types of policy?

Keynesian economics (named after British economist John Maynard Keynes — economists who follow Keynes are often called Keynesians) emphasizes government expenditures to give stimulation to the economy in the short run during economic depressions (the term recession is simply a euphemism). The total wealth of a country (its GDP) is a combination of factors, including what individuals, businesses, and government spend on consumption goods, services and investments. If taxes are reduced, people will be inclined to spend more on goods, services, and investments, so GDP should rise. Another option is for government to increase its spending, as government expenditures also trickle into the economy and boost the GDP.

Monetarists (Milton Friedman is probably one of the most famous in this group) emphasize expansionary monetary policy during depressions. By “pumping money into the economy,” interest rates are lowered and loans are more easily made. People can borrow now and pay back later when the economy recovers (as it always eventually does). In fact, as people borrow to spend on goods, services, and investments, this increases GDP in the short run and gets the country out of the funk it was in.

Although the exact causes of the Great Depression are still being debated to this day, most economists agree (at the very least) that a combination of several New Deal policies and abysmal Federal Reserve policy direction exacerbated and lengthened the problems we encountered.

Something must be noted about both the views of Keynesians and monetarists: both “solutions” only work in the short term. There is an optimal or equilibrium point that GDP naturally moves toward. Otherwise, economists could continually manipulate fiscal and monetary policy to achieve “super” rates of GDP growth. More importantly, both forms of “temporary stimulation” take the attitude of “borrow now, pay back… some day.”

Like an organic being, the economy can suffer many blows and recover naturally on its own. Anytime a foreign substance — a medicine (or in the case of the economy, economic stimuli) — is introduced into the being, good things, as well as unintended consequences, can occur. The unintended consequence of economic stimuli is that by unnaturally fixing the economy, it sets it up for bigger problems later on. The “boom and bust” business cycle is not a natural occurrence, but a byproduct of economic policies which artificially prop up failing or aged parts of the economy. Just like an occasional fire in the woods is a good, natural part of life, allowing new undergrowth to burgeon and expand, an economic depression shuts down floundering enterprises and replaces them with new entities.

After nearly a century of Federal Reserve monetary policy and more than a century of legislative bodies fixing fiscal policies, it is no wonder that we are facing such difficult economic times.

The hopeful part is that, like an organic being, the economy is a very strong and robust creature, able to withstand much. In time, this bust will again turn into a boom.

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Professor review: Dieudonne Phanord

December 30th, 2008 by Brandon

Calculus is not a required course for my degree; I am taking it because it is a recommended/required course for most graduate programs in economics. This is my second to last semester of undergraduate coursework, and in my entire college career, I have never had a more terrible “teacher” than Mr. Phanord.

Our class was scheduled to meet twice a week during the semester; Phanord canceled (or didn’t show up to class) for FOUR of the class periods.

During the lectures we did have, he would spend precious time trying to teach us Latin or French, or talking to us about physics or other science subjects. While I appreciate he was trying to help us with “real life examples” it only resulted in most students being completely confused — even the ones studying science and engineering! Or at the very least, wasting time that we should have been using to study derivatives, integrals, etc. The class is Calculus I — not engineering!

Phanord assigned only even-numbered problems as homework. I realize homework assignment is at the discretion of the professor, but assigning homework for which you can’t check to know whether you’re doing the problem correctly or not is a bad idea. What if I was doing the process incorrectly?

He used strange mathematical notation that appears nowhere in the book, which lead me to think, “Is this guy just trying to show off how smart he is?” (I would ask the same question when he would expound on scientific topics, too, as was previously mentioned)

His grading system is ridiculous; while the final grade is (according to the syllabus) a composite of homeworks, tests, and a research paper (Yes, a RESEARCH paper for a Calculus I class… which is also absurd!), he told us throughout the semester that “Whatever you get on the final is what you will get for the class,” which lead me to wonder, “Why should I worry about turning in homework problems, a paper, or even stressing out for midterm, if my final grade really just depends on the final exam?”

I will never recommend this “teacher” to anyone I know; in fact, I will exhort any individual taking a math course to avoid Mr. Phanord like the plague.

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Unintended consequences, traffic edition

December 21st, 2008 by Brandon

From Slashdot,

High school students in Maryland are using speed cameras to get back at their perceived enemies, and even teachers. The students duplicate the victim’s license plate on glossy paper using a laser printer, tape it over their own plate, then speed past a newly installed speed camera. The victim gets a $40 ticket in the mail days later, without any humans ever having been involved in the ticketing process. A blog dedicated to driving and politics adds that a similar, if darker, practice has taken hold in England, where bad guys cruise the streets looking for a car similar to their own. They then duplicate its plates in a more durable form, and thereafter drive around with little fear of trouble from the police.

I love it.

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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses…

December 20th, 2008 by Brandon

Or should we replace that with the pervasive mantra of most conservatives/Republicans?: Get the hell out of my country.

It’s strange to me that Lady Liberty, “From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome,” yet a majority of people want to shut out all the would-be immigrants.

I recently started reading The Myth of the Rational Voter by Bryan Caplan, economist at George Mason University. I highly recommend the book, as well as checking out the blog he co-manages, EconLog. A couple-chapter-excerpt from the book can be found at The Cato Institute website, but seriously, just buy it.

Professor Caplan discusses “Antiforeign bias,” and I found one particular passage particularly interesting. With so much theoretical and empirical evidence showing the benefits from dealings with foreigners, why could anyone (especially a so-called “free market” conservative) favor restrictive foreign trade and immigration policies?

I’ve been wanting to write about this topic for a while, so I’m glad I found something so well-written. Why reinvent the wheel?

From The Myth of the Rational Voter:

Popular metaphors equate foreign trade with racing and warfare, so you might say that anti-foreign views are embedded in our language. Perhaps foreigners are sneakier, craftier, or greedier. Whatever the reason, they supposedly have a special power to exploit us.

Alan Blinder laments that People around the world scapegoat foreigners:

When jobs are scarce, the instinct for self-preservation is strong, and the temptation to blame foreign competitors is all but irresistible. It was not only in the United States that the bunker mentality took hold. That most economists branded the effort to save jobs by protectionism shortsighted and self-defeating was beside the point. Legislators are out to win votes, not intellectual kudos.

The Survey of Americans and Economists on the Economy (SAEE) amply confirms Blinder’s point. Respondents rated the severity of the economic harm caused by the fact that “companies are sending jobs overseas.”

Economists are especially critical of the anti-foreign outlook because it does not just happen to be wrong; it conflicts with elementary economics. Textbooks teach that total output increases if producers specialize and trade. On an individual level, who could deny it? Imagine how much time it would take to grow your own food, when a few hours’ wages spent at the grocery store feed you for weeks. Analogies between individual and social behavior are at times misleading, but this is not one of those times.

The law of comparative advantage, one of the most fascinating theorems in economics, shows that mutually beneficial international trade is possible even if one nation is less productive in every way. Suppose an American can make 10 cars or 5 bushels of wheat, and a Mexican can make 1 car or 2 bushels of wheat. Though the Americans are better at both tasks, specialization and trade increase production. If one American switches from wheat to cars, and three Mexicans switch from cars to wheat, world output goes up by two cars plus one bushel of wheat.

How can anyone overlook trade’s remarkable benefits? Adam Smith, along with many 18th- and 19th-century economists, identifies the root error as misidentification of money and wealth: “A rich country, in the same manner as a rich man, is supposed to be a country abounding in money; and to heap up gold and silver in any country is supposed to be the best way to enrich it.” It follows that trade is zerosum, since the only way for a country to make its balance more favorable is to make another country’s balance less favorable.

Even in Smith’s day, however, his story was probably too clever by half. The root error behind 18th-century mercantilism was an unreasonable distrust of foreigners. Otherwise, why would people focus on money draining out of “the nation,” but not “the region,” “the city,” “the village,” or “the family”? In practice, human beings then and now commit the balance of trade fallacy only when other countries enter the picture. No one loses sleep about the trade balance between California and Nevada, or me and my grocer. The fallacy is not treating all purchases as a cost, but treating foreign purchases as a cost.

Modern conditions do make anti-foreign bias easier to spot. To take one prominent example, immigration is far more of an issue now than it was in Smith’s time. In theory, trade in labor is roughly the same as trade in goods. Specialization and exchange raise output— for instance, by letting skilled American moms return to work by hiring Mexican nannies. The SAEE confirms that the public is quick to see great dangers in this process— and economists and the enlightened public to minimize them.

In terms of the balance of payments, immigration is a nonissue. If an immigrant moves from Mexico City to New York and spends all his earnings in his new homeland, the balance of trade does not change. Yet the public still looks on immigration as a bald misfortune: jobs lost, wages reduced, public services consumed. Many see a larger trade deficit as a fair price to pay for reduced immigration. One peculiar pro-NAFTA argument is that if we admit more Mexican goods, we will have fewer Mexicans. It should be evident, then, that the general public sees immigration as a distinct danger—independent of, and more frightening than, an unfavorable balance of trade. People feel all the more vulnerable when they reflect that these foreigners are not just selling us their products. They live among us.

Calm reflection on the international economy reveals much to be thankful for, and little to fear. On this point, economists past and present agree. But an important proviso lurks beneath the surface. Yes, there is little to fear about the international economy itself. But modern researchers—unlike economists of the past and teachers of the present—rarely mention that attitudes about the international economy are another story. Paul Krugman hits the nail on the head: “The conflict among nations that so many policy intellectuals imagine prevails is an illusion; but it is an illusion that can destroy the reality of mutual gains from trade.”

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“Why are you here?”

December 19th, 2008 by Brandon

Regarding Ben’s ridiculous question of “why are you here [in the United States]?”…

Despite claims that “the government derives their powers from the consent of the governed,” in this day and age that “self evident truth” is no longer true. As a result, I have no (real) choice in the matter of where I live.

Yes, I could move to another country, but I still wouldn’t have any more rights there (Full disclosure: I believe that anywhere I could move to, I am about 99% sure that I would in fact have fewer rights there as opposed to here).

The point is that the Founders all recognized that the government gets its power from me only if I consent to it. The very act of declaring independence from another government points to this undeniable fact. But ironically, in a country that was founded on the principles of freedom of association and the freedom of self-government, I no longer have this right. Ironically, when the Southern states attempted to do the same thing that the Colonies had done less than a century earlier, it was deemed illegal. I would fight for my freedom, but I wouldn’t stand a chance against the US military. Self preservation supersedes the flame of liberty here.

On the other hand, you may say that my being here is my consent. Well, it’s not. I’m pretty sure the Redcoats used that line of reasoning, too. But it appears that Washington and crew disagreed. That’s why they declared independence. That’s why Jefferson thought it was important enough to include in the second paragraph of the Declaration that people have the right to alter or abolish tyrannical governments. Do we have that right today? I didn’t think so.

So you ask “why are you here?”…

I ask: What else can I do? Where can I go?

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A descriptive sentence about me

December 19th, 2008 by Brandon

From The Crowd by Gustave Le Bon,

Logical minds, accustomed to being convinced by a chain of somewhat close reasoning, cannot avoid having recourse to this mode of persuasion when addressing crowds, and the inability of their arguments always surprises them.

I actually read that in Bryan Caplan’s The Myth of the Rational Voter, which I’m thoroughly enjoying.

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Public schools brainwash our kids? Nah…

December 18th, 2008 by Brandon

This is thoroughly enjoyable to watch. I mean, it’s really funny. I suppose I would be worried if I had children in the public school system. But since that won’t happen, I just think it’s great entertainment.

(HT: My dad)

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Is there a sinister plan?

December 16th, 2008 by Brandon

My brother Ben recently started a blog, and he’s already made several posts.  In his most recent post, in reference to puppet-like politicians, he writes

A few months ago, I would have - in fact I did - dismiss these sorts of statements as crackpot conspiracies, but watching how the financial bailout has unfolded, I have to wonder.

That, along with his other posts, gives me hope that my brother is finally coming around to the truth.

Most LDS Church members have a mistaken, misguided notion that the United States of America is infallible. Our scriptures and our prophets speak highly of our great nation. We are told it is a land of promise and a land of freedom.  Unfortunately this is where church members seem to stop listening.

Moroni, near the end of the Book of Mormon, in Ether 8:24 tells us, “When ye shall see these things come among you… ye shall awake to a sense of your awful situation, because of this secret combination which shall be among you.”

He is referring to our day. What is this awful situation? What is this secret combination?

“Secret combinations” in the Book of Mormon were conspiratorial deals and acts committed by groups to get power and gain at the expense of others’ lives, freedom, and possessions. If you study secret combinations in the scriptures extensively, you’ll discover that governmental figures and leaders are regularly involved.

The “awful situation” is the fact that, despite living in a place that was founded upon the ideals of freedom and justice, secret combinations have snuck in and taken over. Yes, I say that emphatically: secret combinations have taken over.

Ben is noticing it with the federal bailout program. But that’s not the only thing. There is the Federal Reserve system.  There is the United Nations. The World Bank. The PATRIOT Act. And most recently, the bailout. Just to name a few.

There’s not one single secret combination. In fact, in the scriptures, the secret combinations were usually manifold, colluding when possible, backstabbing when appropriate. Today’s times are no different.

Satan is always striving for our destruction. As members of the church, we are to be the people on the front lines fighting against him. What better plan could he concocted than to confuse millions of good people — people that should understand secret combinations — into thinking there are no secret combinations, and that the United States is perfectly fine?

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Brandon’s Top 5 Movie List (of 2006 and 2007)

December 10th, 2008 by Brandon

This year is quickly coming to an end, so I’ll be publishing my highly acclaimed Brandon’s Top 5 Movie List of 2008 in the next couple weeks. But since I hadn’t published my previous years’ lists anywhere except on Ashley’s Facebook wall, I figured I’d put them up for you all to see.

Brandon’s Top 5 Movie List of 2006:

5. Thank You for Smoking
4. The Departed
3. Pan’s Labyrinth
2. Blood Diamond
1. V For Vendetta

2006 was a fantastic movie year. And I don’t think it’s just because that was the year I got back from my mission and started watching movies again.

Brandon’s Top 5 Movie List of 2007:

5. American Gangster
4. Transformers
3. Stardust
2. I Am Legend
1. Shooter

I might possibly replace American Gangster with No Country for Old Men; I watched them both only once and seemed to enjoy them both about the same. 2007 was a sad year for movies, I think.

Watch out for the 2008 List, to be released soon!

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Bear with me people

December 4th, 2008 by Brandon

I’ve been slacking on the blog-writing lately. It’s because the semester is almost over. Here’s what you all have to look forward to in about a week:

  • Review of the Twilight Saga as well as the first movie from the series, Twilight.
  • Ratings of some of my professors, as well as classes, from this past semester.
  • Why Lincoln was a terrible president.
  • Time permitting, I might start fleshing out my philosophy on pride, selfishness, honesty, and self esteem, among others. (These topics, contrary to what some people might believe, are not in total agreement with Ayn Rand.)

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Charlie the Unicorn — the Sequel!

November 24th, 2008 by Brandon

First of all, thanks to Brian for telling me about YouTube having converted to wide screen. Pretty crazy. I guess that means I can now watch full screen YouTube videos without my monitor freaking out on me.

For those of you who missed the sensation two and a half years ago, Charlie the Unicorn is a ridiculous cartoon created by some kids with too much time on their hands. Seriously. Of course, I loved it. And so did everyone else. Apparently, it’s the 28th most watched video on YouTube. So, chances are you saw it. If you didn’t, take 4 minutes to watch it. It’s bizarre.

Now, I just discovered that about six months ago, a sequel was released. I don’t like it quite as much as the first, but hey, it’s hard to follow up a stellar act.

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Beating speed traps

November 23rd, 2008 by Brandon

The funny thing is that I totally had this idea years ago, but technology at the time wasn’t good enough to make the idea feasible. Oh well. I’m glad someone’s done it:

Two mobile applications, NMobile and Trapster, are providing drivers with up-to-date maps of speed-enforcement zones with live police traps, speed cameras or red-light cameras. Each application pulls up a map pinpointing the locations of speed traps within driving distance and an audio alert will sound as vehicles approach an area tagged as harboring a speed trap. Both applications rely on the wisdom of the crowds for their data with users reporting camera-rigged stop lights and areas heavily populated with radar-toting police officers via the iPhone or their web-based application, creating the ultimate speed trap repository available to you when you need it most — while you’re driving. To thwart false alarms and eliminate inaccuracies, Trapster enlists its community of nearly 200,000 members to rank speed traps on their accuracy. NMobile founder Shannon Atkinson declined to provide detailed data, though he did estimate that ‘well over 1,000′ users had downloaded the application since it became available last week. The company insists they’ve received only positive feedback from law enforcement officials and police officers regarding their products. ‘If the application gets people to slow down, I think it’s generally considered to be a good thing,’ said Atkinson.

(HT: Slashdot)

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Amazing and bizarre

November 20th, 2008 by Brandon

If you are a fan of video game music, you’ll really appreciate this. If you aren’t a fan, you still might think it sounds nice.

But regardless of who you are, you gotta think these people are nuts.

ps. Dad, have Mom check this out, as she should recognize the songs.

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Spring 2009 - ‘The Last Chapter’

November 20th, 2008 by Brandon

Next semester will be my final semester of undergrad. Kill me now. Here’s the schedule / course lineup (all times are PM):

BUS495 BUSINESS CAPSTONE M/W 2:30-3:45
ECON495 ECONOMICS CAPSTONE M/W 4:00-5:15
ECON442 HISTORY OF ECONOMIC THOUGHT T/Th 4:00-5:15
MBA735 INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS T/Th 5:30-6:45
MATH182 CALCULUS II T/Th 7:30-9:10
ECON457 LAW AND ECONOMICS Sat 9:00-11:45

Yeah. It’s exactly what I was hoping for, PLUS I managed to find a Calc2 class that would meet my schedule. This will be 19 credits. Wee!

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How Same-Sex Marriage Triggers Threats to Religious Freedom

November 19th, 2008 by Brandon

I got this email from my dad and thought it was pretty good. I may or may not have alluded to it in my recent blog posts, but those of you who have spoken with me in depth on the subject know this has been the only legitimate reason I could see for any freedom-loving person or organization (including the LDS Church) to support legislation such as California’s Prop 8.

I still think it would be better to clarify to the world that a yes vote on Prop 8 is the lesser of two evils, and that whether you vote yes or no, you are condoning the government overstepping its bounds. But hey, whatever. Anyway, on to the info regarding gay marriage that I thought was worthwhile for everyone to read:

The Becket Fund for Religious Liberty has just completed a study of 1000 state laws and concluded that at least 350 of them would likely trigger liability for conscientious objectors, including religious organizations, should same-sex marriage be recognized.

Their conclusion was that “Legal recognition of same-sex marriage—whether imposed by courts or enacted by legislatures—poses a great threat to freedom of conscience that has been honored in this country before the Founding.”

They recommend that “legislatures amend state antidiscrimination statutes now to include robust exemptions for those with religious or other conscientious objections to same-sex marriage.”

They conclude that, “Lawsuits will likely arise when religious people or religious organizations choose, based on their sincerely held religious beliefs, not to hire individuals in same-sex marriages, refuse to extend spousal benefits to same-sex spouses, refuse to make their property or services available for same-sex marriage ceremonies or other events affirming same-sex marriage, or refuse to provide otherwise available housing to same-sex couples. This wide-ranging conflict between governments and conscientious citizens would take years of litigation to resolve, assuming that it could be resolved.”

The state provisions that trigger the threat to religious liberty include anti-discrimination laws based on sexual orientation, gender, and marital status. The report notes that “Because gender discrimination laws are on the books in all 50 states, moral objections to same-sex marriage could be treated as a form of gender discrimination in every state.”

Thirty-seven of these states have some kind of religious exemptions in their laws, but most of these are quite narrow and only apply to certain categories of religious activity.

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Hayek quotes to ponder

November 16th, 2008 by Brandon

I’m reading F.A. Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom right now. In the current chapter entitled Planning and Democracy, there were two parts I particularly enjoyed. Keep in mind this book was published in 1944:

The effect of the people’s agreeing that there must be central planning, without agreeing on the ends, will be rather as if a group of people were to commit themselves to take a journey together without agreeing where they want to go: with the result that they may all have to make a journey which most of them do not want at all.

And a few pages later…

Hitler did not have to destroy democracy; he merely took advantage of the decay of democracy and at the critical moment obtained the support of many to whom, though they detested Hitler, he yet seemed the only man strong enough to get things done.

Interpret however you would like.

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Introducing the Cullens (or, The ‘Twilight’ movie is not even going to be a huge let down because I already know it’s going to suck)

November 13th, 2008 by Brandon

I’m on track to finish the fourth (and final) book in the Twilight saga. If you don’t know what the Twilight saga is, well… I’m sorry. Leave the house once in a while.

I haven’t followed much of what’s going on with the first movie that will be coming out next week. I’ve watched some trailers, but that’s about it. Today, while sorting through my RSS feeds regarding movies and entertainment, I noticed a headline about “the rest of the Twilight series” that caught my eye, so I clicked. Here’s part of what I read:

In “New Moon,” Edward leaves Bella, sending Bella into a depression and a friendship with another vampire. In the third book, “Eclipse,” that relationship triangle evolves, while evil empires begin to pursue Bella.

Another vampire? Really? I hope the site (The Hollywood Reporter — seems legit) is just reporting the news incorrectly. But based on the atrocities Hollywood committed on the Lord of the Rings franchise, I can only imagine…

But that doesn’t matter for the first book/movie, Twilight, which comes out next week. Like I said, I’ve only seen a couple of trailers. But let’s look at who’s putting this movie together…

The screenwriter for the film has done what? Party of Five? The OC? Ally McBeal?… seriously?

What about the actors? Bella was in Jumper (Oh goodness) and Edward played a minor role in one of the Harry Potters.

Has anyone else watched the trailers and felt like you’re watching a terrible teen-drama? That’s how I feel.

And as if all this weren’t bad enough, just look at this picture of the Cullens sitting at their lunch table:

Conclusion: They look really gay. Especially the guys.

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Police encounter

November 13th, 2008 by Brandon

Everyone — everyone — should watch this 48-minute presentation about what to do when talking to the police.

[HT: Elliott Griffin]

[Update: I accidentally copy/pasted the wrong link when I posted this last night. The link has since been fixed. Thanks, Jori!]

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