I’m on track to finish the fourth (and final) book in the Twilight saga. If you don’t know what the Twilight saga is, well… I’m sorry. Leave the house once in a while.
I haven’t followed much of what’s going on with the first movie that will be coming out next week. I’ve watched some trailers, but that’s about it. Today, while sorting through my RSS feeds regarding movies and entertainment, I noticed a headline about “the rest of the Twilight series” that caught my eye, so I clicked. Here’s part of what I read:
In “New Moon,” Edward leaves Bella, sending Bella into a depression and a friendship with another vampire. In the third book, “Eclipse,” that relationship triangle evolves, while evil empires begin to pursue Bella.
Another vampire? Really? I hope the site (The Hollywood Reporter — seems legit) is just reporting the news incorrectly. But based on the atrocities Hollywood committed on the Lord of the Rings franchise, I can only imagine…
But that doesn’t matter for the first book/movie, Twilight, which comes out next week. Like I said, I’ve only seen a couple of trailers. But let’s look at who’s putting this movie together…
The screenwriter for the film has done what? Party of Five? The OC? Ally McBeal?… seriously?
What about the actors? Bella was in Jumper (Oh goodness) and Edward played a minor role in one of the Harry Potters.
Has anyone else watched the trailers and felt like you’re watching a terrible teen-drama? That’s how I feel.
And as if all this weren’t bad enough, just look at this picture of the Cullens sitting at their lunch table:

Conclusion: They look really gay. Especially the guys.